my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
"They didn’t allow me to become a nurse because of my hijab. Thank you, I became a doctor instead" #BURN
GO OFF GO OFF
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS FUCK IT UP IN DEUTSCHLAND !