Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
I LOVE THIS BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE EMASCULATED OR FORCED TO BE BAD ASS OR STEREOTYPES THEY’RE JUST INDIVIDUALS WHO DO AWESOME SHIT AND HAPPEN TO BE FEMALE
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
Or Misha Collins?
Yes thank you
Thor: [about Frigga] "You had her tricks, but I had her trust!"
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES